Written by USA Postal Services at 05:31 13/4-2020
''Matter, space, time... a diverse and ridiculous amount of lies from ''the scientists'' but shown as true facts.'' That was a small preview from my newest book, ''Is The Universe Larger Than Our Garage?''
Now, back to Earth, during the last days; US Postal made a negative progress (fancy concept, huh?) in our way to the bottom of the world. With our last riders enslaved by Rustgold, we designed an effective method to prevent it. No more... no more... (professional assassins will visit every team that hires riders kicked out by Armstrong, and their best rider... well, vanished italian style).
Meanwhile, our sponsors are really kind with us recently. Frederick Markussen was banned from our team, his last actions against team spirit and other dumb concepts werre (were) unacceptable for the S.L (Supreme Leadernhons, a new name for leeder). Better news, we made a podium in Ba - Sigatoka and is our third result of the season, so that means we have passed the numbers of S51.
With my new book finished, it's time to write another. ''Whispers From The Stars'' will be its name and will talk about how human kind is deceived by every guy with a fake Ph.D. Yes, it's hard but our eyes are covered by those lies from ''The Scientists''. If so, I would just need to repeat their nonsense and I have a Ph D in lies, hell yes. Now this is what happens when quarantine destroys your mind with so many lies from NatGeo, HistoryC, DiscoveryC, and so many ''scientific channels''.
Max Douglas had to agree with team manager in all the previous topic in order to receive training, ''I don't know, I want to focus in cycling but manager kepts insisting in his topics,'' Douglas said and immediately smiled and added, ''Well, I believe that scientists are lying to us, all the time,'' he said nervous when manager Armstrong came close to him. The team chief detailed the plans for Douglas to a few people around, since he believes there's a conspiracy to catch him and his secrets. That explains the massive changes of IP adresses in the last week.
Oh right, the next step is, pranking our shocked friend Giorgio from Ancient Liars into a nice bear trap I designed... he will expect something else hehehe... lack of social contact is really turning me into a freak monster... ok I shouldn't have said it.
The next prank is for you, Neil deGrasse Tyson, stop saying lies about ''what will we become?'' We will not become in that stuff you explained. One of the worst legacies in the world (besides hunger) is Sagan's legacy (not Peter of course, his living legacy is good). You know guys, I heard a lot of things from many people at university; all are true, all are lies too, but the most important is, OCM needs a women division... Yes, good thing I don't work as programmer here, with all the bugs and stuff... huge DB, useless threads from 2010-2012... yep huge problems to introduce a possible women division.
With this, I'm done... Nat wants to watch a movie... so good luck and don't buy chinese food.
PD: How many planets exists in the Multiverse?
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Anyways, I don't like it. My coffers aren't empty, it's just the light in your eyes, the glass is full. I had to buy a Ph.D to deceive some people, if others can, why not me?
I needed a few extra lackeys to fill my buses & go on some financial raiding parties in the suburbs over the next week or two.
Btw, I notice your coffers are empty, Frederick may have pillaged your safe deposit box on the way out in his eagerness to please, sorry about that.
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